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High Peak Harry  
#1 Posted : 17 July 2009 15:42:26(UTC)
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Called in earlier for a bit of shopping and noticed they have finished putting up their conservatory on the front. They have done this at a lot of their shops up and down the country. I assume it is to keep heat in and cold out, in keeping with environmentally aware businesses everyhwere coupled with using less poly carriers from the Far East. All very commendable you say, but how does that square with having electric automatic doors? Surely people can open a door for themselves and if they can't, have we become so uncivilised a society that we can't open a door for someone less able? Open chest freezers is another pet hate of mine, along with permanent revolving doors at some shops.

Is this just another rambling post by an idiot?

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#2 Posted : 17 July 2009 16:16:12(UTC)
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Looks like it to me.
 
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lord cornflake  
#3 Posted : 17 July 2009 19:34:36(UTC)
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I have to say H P Harry try getting out of Tesco with a trolley and two kids and no electric door.Maybe you would like to be my personal shopper instead,I will  pay you in beer.

High Peak Harry  
#4 Posted : 18 July 2009 07:31:28(UTC)
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Push the door open yourself
Wedge one of the kids under it to stop it closing
Walk through with trolley and remaining child
Retrieve first child and dust down
Walk to car, get in and drive off!

There, that was easy wasn't it. I'm off now to sort out the Palestine Problem, famine in Africa and then it'll be time for lunch.
lord cornflake  
#5 Posted : 18 July 2009 09:44:35(UTC)
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Sir you are a idiot.

High Peak Harry  
#6 Posted : 18 July 2009 14:16:46(UTC)
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lord cornflake wrote:

Sir you are a idiot.

I think you'll find I am AN idiot. Whilst you're thumbing the dictionary you might wish to look up wit, humour,  jocularity.

Fedup  
#7 Posted : 18 July 2009 19:00:03(UTC)
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I quite like witty, humerous and jocular idiots. Can you sort out the swine 'flu problem as well? Before supper if possible.
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#8 Posted : 18 July 2009 19:12:24(UTC)
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Watch out Fedup,
 
High Peak Harry has become our in-house spell checker and you may very well be hearing from him after that effort.
 
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Fedup  
#9 Posted : 18 July 2009 20:56:09(UTC)
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Oh no! Am I in trouble again?!!
High Peak Harry  
#10 Posted : 19 July 2009 10:47:34(UTC)
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I wisch peeple wood yooz proper England, like what I woz tort wen I was a children.
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#11 Posted : 19 July 2009 18:06:58(UTC)
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The conservatory leaks.

High Peak Harry  
#12 Posted : 19 July 2009 23:07:04(UTC)
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I think you'll find the leeks are inside next to the cabbages.
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