A very good morning to you Fedup and anyone else bored enough to read this tripe,
You really ought to get out more if you ask me.
But I have news and it could be good news if it is correct.
Yesterday I was out walking and met up with someone who I have not seen for ages and he suddenly mentioned something that made my ears prick up:
“Hey Smythe do you watch that TV programme on Saturday evening, Britain’s got Talent?
“Certainly not. Why do you ask?”
“Well you know that old Cnut off Jodrell Meadow?”
Now I had to be careful at this point so even though I knew what he was talking about I had to pretend I hadn’t got the foggiest.
“Cnut, my dear friend? Whatever are you talking about?”
“Lord Cnut, Lord Snooty or whatever he calls himself these days. He’s on the Council and he’s only gone and got himself the leader’s job. Well on Saturday night me and the missus were watching Britain’s got Talent, she likes that Pierce fellow and I like the other one, Simon. Anyway this bloke comes on and introduces himself as DJ Talent and he’s got 28 gold teeth and he performed a hopeless type of act. Well half way through the missus says to me: “Isn’t that King Jake?”
I had a close look and I think I agree with her. Although I have never personally had the opportunity of meeting our great master I have seen a photo of him on the Town Council website and I seem to think he had some sort of brass or gold earring and as he was not smiling who knows maybe he has indeed got 28 gold teeth as well.
Anyway all the judges buzzed him and we thought that was that but no; they all voted him through. What a surprise; but if it was our leader it would come as no surprise. He has single handedly turned around the Town Council from a laughing stock into a major political force, he has increased the profits at our very own corner shop into 3.1 billion pounds and now it looks like he might be about to win Britain’s got Talent for the gentlefolk of Whaley Bridge. What a man.
But just as he was exposed from Sceptic Person to Jake Walsh now the time has come again:
Are you Jake Walsh aka DJ Talent?
Be honest and not too modest.
R. S-S